:shock: hello penina i have news for you. and us. the brilliance has swept my mind. now in order for my brilliance to work we need to go to the mall. oh and bring ur duct tape purse, wallet, 12 inch nail and tacs. you know, same ol' same ol'. we're going to go to the movies and then do something after. and another thing if you slept over megans last night i will be so pissed at you. now call me as soon as you get my message or read ur blog. love ya hun ~Namo :shock:
ok. so im at the library right and there is no one here at all. there are 4 computers and retards are on all of them. there is the one who molests computers and he plays like pokemon games. and then the other two are looking at like porn crap. yeah disgusting huh. and i want aol because my dad like gave me his cp w/ internet and everything but i cant download it here at the library or i will get kicked out and i cant spend the rest of the day outside because its freezin gout. we were sitting on the monkey bars today and wholy shit. it was so cold. i was bout to die. :shock: i have nothing more to say at all. i wish some of my friends were here. it is so much more fun with someone to talk to you no. im sure everyone knows what i mean. oh, i found the hottest picture on the internet last night. it was like a really hot beach scene with palm trees and everything. i think i will try and post it or i will make a link. ok im gonna try and do that now.
well, today i had a softball game. we lost, but after i took naomi home to change and everything and me to because you no how uncomfortable those uniforms are. they also suk because they have been used 3 times by the girls league and then they were boys so they extra big. so when we went bak to the feilds for my brothers game, we walked around with remy and devin and then we were just walking around and tyler the moron that he is threw sand at us. only i was the only one who it hit. and then he goes oh you were bothering me. yeah right. and then he threw sand at us 3 more times and rocks once. what a moron. and then we went and sat ontop of my car and listened to music. and we were waving at my dad like raging itiots trying to get his attention to see if it was ok to sit on top of the car. it was actually ok. but then we didnt no that. we couldent get his attentin so we asked this retarded kid to go see if it was ok and he is all like ok sure and then a minute later he decides that he dosent want to so yes and it was quite funny. u all shoulda been there. now i have to go take a shower because the tyler kid got sand in my hair and down my shirt and everything and it is quite uncomfy except my dad and brother both called shower before me and? whp calls shower anymore. i say who ever gets there first which i didnt so it all suks. now i got to go figure sumtin out. buh bye ~penina
i have nothing at all to do. the stupid dog ran away and i had to go chase after her like a raging idiot. and then there is the fact that it is so hot out and i wish our pool was open. i really do except the fact that ineed a bathing suit and i also need summer clothes but no luck therebecause no one will take me shopping. my mom works till 6-6:30 and my dad will never take me shopping. if he did he wouldent take me to good stores either or the mall. and it is so boring sitting in a house with nothing to do and i do not want to go outside because it is really hot it is prbably like 90 or soething degreese. it is supposed to still be winter here. no one is going to be home for ever because my dad and bro. are at the baseball feilds playing baseball. my dad said i had a softball game at 9:00 am so i woke up at like 8:oo to get ready and my dads like "sorry, your game's tommorow" and i cant go to sleep after i have already woken up unless its themiddle of the night or i am really really really tired. so i was up for so long. well i guess noone wants to listen to me complain so i will write on a topic that is irrelevant.
the uses for crayons: well i think that you could youse crayons for many things. other than drawing with them, you could build a bridge out of the. you could also melt them and make molds out of them and then color with them. you could make a picture out of them like with them instead of coloring you use the crayons as the colors. you probablly have no idea what im talking about so i will pick a different topic. just for your info-im getting these topics of a website so you dont think im crazy.
If i could who would i kill: if i could kill anyone, i would kill my brother. i cant stand him at all i would seriously. i dont really have any more people that i would kill. but if i did, hewould be first.
what should we do with stupid people: i think that we should put stupid peole in a place and peple could laufh at them making fools of themselvs. that would be mean. you could but them to work in factories that dont take much thinking. it wouldent really matter because if they were stupid enough to be considered stupid then they would prolly be stupid enough to work in a stupid factory. another thing you could do is teach them and then make them smart and have the smart people teach the stupid people.
how big is my bed? big enough?: my bed is TOO SMALL. thats all i have to say. i have like a single but i wish i had a twin or double which prolly wouldent even fit in my room because i have a small room. i would want a bigger bed because it would be more spacefull.
have i ever seen a dead body: well actually no. and i dont want to because that would be just freaky.
strangest thing i can find on ebay: well i dont know how i came up with this but they might have used condoms. <-this is how bored i am. >(i didnt check) so i dont really no if they really do but if they do then yup thats the strangest thing on ebay.
have i ever broken a bone: yes. i broke my collar bone because i fell of some sort of thing. i was little though. while on this topic, i have a scar on my forhead because ran into a brick wall. also when i was little and i have a nother scar near my eve where the dog bit me. yeah. thats about it. i have also had my foot and shoulder come out of socket but those are not completely braking bones. sorta close though.
ok i am tired of writing now.so i am going to ost this thing. i wonder how long it is. ~penina
omg i had never been bowling or omly like once when i was young. so we get to the place and i really wanted to play the big ball bowling. (that sounds really wrong) and so we got a lane where there were things along the edges that made it so u couldent get a gutter ball. u wanna know how many gutter balls i got? 4-and i got 2 stuck in the middle of the lane in the gutter. yeah it was pretty sad. i really dont know how to bowl. and the ball kept going from side to side it was really embarising.
i might not even get to go to new york. i am not even going to say anything though because i dont know how many times it has gone from "im going" to "im not going" so i really dont see the point. it is so annoting because you think you are going for a while and then my dad got home from the red sox game today and was like " i am not driving down to the boston area again in the next day" and i was all gr but i dont blame him because he had to drive down ther and bak for no reason except to find that i couldent ride the bus and my brother friggin spazing out that shey would miss 15 minutes of the game so he decided that he didnt even want to go to the gme. they actually went but got in like the last inning of the 3 period because the lines were so long. and so they had to make that trip my my my it was all an off day for everyone.
I might get to go to new york but im still not sure. my mom was gonna send me on a plane and then a train and now we have to drive there i think. if the bus ride is like 3 hours, the car ride will be like 4 wouldent it????????wait they both are road vehicles :blond moment:
omg and i cant go to New york now. just because of the damn iraquies. yeah all because the retards hit the twin towers and now "children" under the age of 16 are not allowed to ride on a bus allone. how stupid is that. i go down to the bus station which is in bostonor somewhere an hour and a half away and then i hear that i am not going to be allowed to ride the bus allone. u now how uch this suks. my mo is going to try and get another ticket for another time today and i will "pretend" that i am 16. yeah they will prolly not let me on again. well when they said i couldent go on the bus, it was soooo funy. omg i like flipped out. omg i yelled and people were saring at me and i was like get over nine 11 it was like 5 years ago and how much has happened since then??? yeah who did it wasnt it like saddam or osama. well if it was osama they should get over it because he hasnt got caught yet so he is smart enough to plan another attack and i seriously dont think is should take this long. and another thing. they should get over saddam he is in jail the frriggen morons. i am so sik of people who stick on prireties like that. well i know it was a big deal and they can spend some time on it but get the fuk over it already. yes well now i am gonna publish this because last time my CP exeted everything out that i had written and i didnt want to write it all over again. buh bye
yeah!! i just went to the store and got a new snowboard i am so excited i want to go riding it is a roxy board w/ pink flowers. yeah today, we had to cut the hair around my dogs neck and yeah we almost got bitten and it was really scary i shall never attemt that one again. we are going to have to use tranquilizers. mabey i can get my hands on some. haha just kidding well i gotta run. see u later buh bye
wow these blob things r cool! yeah-im bored i was telling mi friend naomi these random things because i am so bored!!!!!!!!!!!!!oh yay we will all have a grand time!haha ha-its too hot i am annoyed and there is nothing to be annoyed about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! there is adance tonight and i am gong it will be super fun nd all!!!!!! well see ya buh bye
ok yeah had to write somethng in my title- today was boring i do not like school it is wrong to make us go to damn school i find it highly offensive also that in schol we r not allowd to leave boundries. in like the first amendment it says americans have the freedom of speech and like our state mottow is live free or die?????? r they gnna put my in a loony bin or shoot me if i step out of bounds???????? well i find this outragous. also if you know what a spord is could you please inform me. i would like this informatin to be shared with me. well i have to go buh bye-penina
ROMANTIC ONE. The really most most most important for you is that she/he is romantic. You love it to get love letters, red roses and be in a romantic atmosphere. He/She must make you think that you are the most beautiful of all. When he/she is romantic she/he has you got in his hands. When he/she tells you all that he/she feels for you ,you are devoted to him/her. At this point you are easy to be tempt. Your heart is soft and pure and you would never cheat as long as you love your partner. But if he cheats you, you are not hiding your feelings and show how much she/he hurt you because you trusted in him/her and never thought he/she could do this to you.PLEASE VOTE, I want to know what you think about my quiz, I worked hard on it.You can always message me or tell me how I can improve that quiz. Ill sure write back.
dont you all just love me? oh i kow you do!! i just heard on the raido that someone knocked over the statue of saddam in bagdad. they claimed it toppled over. me and penina have softball practice tonight.... ha wont that be fun... our coaches hate us. i was a good catcher but then the coach freaked out and said that i had to sit on the bench cuz i missed 2 practices. hello of course i did. i mean the first one i was at a 50 cent concert (ohh hes hot) and then my nephew was born pre mature so i had to go to the hospital with him. aww well the coaches can suck my toes!!! as far as im concerned that team is nothing without me and nina, we totally roc!!! well i love you all dearly!! ~Naomi ~
here r sum great lyrics haha bit preverted but great all the same!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Artist: Ludacris Lyrics Song: Screwed Up Lyrics
[Man coughs] [Man talking] Ah yeah, we sending this one out From everybody I mean to everybody from the H-Town to the A-Town To worldwide so get your lighters, get your drink And I tell you what I'm so fucked up, and screwed up If anybody try to blow my high, you know what I'ma tell 'em
[Ludacris] I feel better than I've ever felt before, Ah! Intoxicated but maintaining self-control, Ah! I took a swig, I had a jug, chug-a-log, I'm loud and clear I had some bud, I lit it up, and then I made it disappear 'Cause my magic tricks, are so fabulous This shit's hazardous, got amateurs smoking canibus If you mad at this, damn it then
[Chorus]
[Lil' Flip] I made a, call to my dog, time to split the blunt and break it up Three-wheel motion, purple potion, I gotta shake it up I tried to kick the habit, but it keep calling me Abracadabra, here's a magic trick, I smoked up all the weed Zig-Zag's and golden wraps got my mind gone Drugs don't affect my work, I still get my grind on
[Chorus]
[Ludacris] I'm leaning like the Tower of Pisa, the syrup squeezer Come close to my stash, and get treated as if I'm Ebeneezer I'm throwed, blowed, matter-of-fact let's call this the thrower potion I'm screwed up, so no wonder things are in slower motion I gots to have it,can't kick the habit, I've tried to shake it The drug experiment stage if you mistake then
[Chorus]
[Lil' Flip] I'm from Screwed Up Texas, we drive reckless, and then we peel off You ain't had shit until you smoke Sweet Tooth and Jack Frost Hit it twice but don't cough, you gotta take it man If it's a record for smoking I'm 'bout to break it man Me and Luda puffing budda, we in a black Cougar On Zap Judas, you try to jack us we grab rugers
[Chorus]
[Ludacris] How can I say it plain? That I'm off that Mary Jane And if it's true what they say Then I don't know how many cells is left in my fucking brain But I'ma keep on writing and lighting Minds of these hungry rappers And tell the hood that I've hired niggers and fired crackers On the Fourth of July, opens your eyes I'm joking stupid I love all races but if you hating my music then
[Chorus]
[Lil' Flip] I love my I get patient we never have to take a piss test Fuck a 9 to 5 'cause I'm always getting rest I wake to breakfest and head You wake up to breakfast in bed Should I drive my H2? Hmmm? I'ma take the Lexus instead Pimping ain't dead but I'll leave you niggaz Dead from all this pimping I'm riding spinners like a pimp That's why I'm limping
[Chorus]
[Ludacris] Off substances that's controlled That's how this story goes I popped the cap, broke the ice And Lil' Flip done broke the mold I'm so cold I think I, see dead people Nah, that's just my homies passed out in the Regal Believe it, the potency is so strong, if you notice me I'm calm, cool, and collected and if you, disrespect it
[Chorus]
[Lil' Flip] We doing this for them players that bank screw music We don't pass out after 8 blunts, because we used to it Me and Cris like cheech & chong So hurry, break out the weed and the bong 'Cause if it ain't Grade A trees, we gotta leave it alone And to my homie screw, you know I gotta hold it down And if they want it then they gotta come and take the crown
[Chorus]
[Man talking] Hahahahahaha So there you have it Sending this one out to all my drinkers and all my smokers United and lighted we stand inebriated we fall And if you wanna pass the sobriety and breathalyzer test Hear's a quick Luda tip some packets of mustard in your car Keep mustard god damn it and whoever said the south can't rhyme
[Ludacris + (Sandy Coffee)] Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Say it (make love to me) Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! What? (fuck, meee!) Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Say it (make love to me) Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! What? (fuck, meee!)
[Chorus: repeat 2X] I'm bout to throw some game, they both one and the same Cupid's the one to blame - say it (make love to me) I'm bout to shed some light, cause each and every night You gotta do it right - what? (fuck, meee!)
[Verse One] They want it nice and slow, kiss 'em from head to toe Relax and let it go - say it (make love to me) They want it now and fast, grabbin and smackin ass You gotta make it last - what? (fuck, meee!) Together holdin hands, you out there spendin grands And makin family plans - say it (make love to me) Don't have to straighten facts, don't want no strings attached Just scratches on your BACK - what? (fuck, meee!) Ex's ain't actin right, and you so glad to fight Dinner's by candlelight - say it (make love to me) She got a nigga whipped, down to ya fingertips Tryin that freaky shit - what? (fuck, meee!) Turn on some Babyface, just for your lady's sake You call her babycakes - say it (make love to me) Know how to mack a broad, she's on your sack and balls You call her Jabberjaws - what? (fuck, meee!)
[Chorus]
[Verse Two] You bout to buy a ring, she needs the finer things Gucci designer frames - say it (make love to me) Purchase a nasty flick, wrap up and tie her quick Know how to drive a stick - what? (fuck, meee!) You both unite as one, you the moon and she's your sun Your heart's a beating drum - say it (make love to me) You better not of came, she want to feel the pain Then hear her scream your name - what? (fuck, meee!) Follow this DICK-tionary, you're both some visionaries Then do it missionary - say it (make love to me) I hear 'em call da wild, and do it all the while Doggy and FROGGY style - what? (fuck, meee!) You in between the sheets, lickin and eatin sweets And what you find you keep - say it (make love to me) You do it standin up, orgasms hand 'em up Y'all just don't GIVE A FUCK - what? (fuck, meee!)
[Chorus]
[Verse Three] You wanna tell the world, cause she's your favorite girl Your diamond and your pearl - say it (make love to me) Nobody has to know, just keep it on the low And meet 'em right at fo' - what? (fuck, meee!) Nothin but fights and fussin, plus there's a lot of cussin Just grab ahold of SOMETHIN - say it (make love to me) Y'all do that BAD stuff, she like it rammed up Ropes and HANDCUFFS - what? (fuck, meee!)
A Day in Hell One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...
Demon: Why so glum chum? Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell. Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man? Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Love the drinks. Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab, and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more! Guy: Gee that sounds great.
Demon: You a smoker? Guy: You better believe it! Love the smoking. Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember? Guy: Wow...that's...awesome!
Demon: I bet you like to gamble. Guy: Why yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling. Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow.
Demon: You into drugs? Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean... Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares! O.D.!! Guy: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!!
Demon: You gay? Guy: Uh no.
Demon: Ooooh (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays.
yeah great song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i m the lead singer of my band mysalsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance, and take off their underpants my salsa my salsa salsa salsa!!!!!!!!!! yes as you may be thinking if you have not heard this song is what the hell is this moron talking about??? well well well you may juss be the moron here because salsa is not a food it may taste good and be yummy but is in no way a food because if you ate the salsa there would be a very unproud man out there with no jewls or $1.50 i mean i wouldn't even eat the salsa even though it is mouthwatering yum yumhehe j/k yes but for all of you who have no idea in the world whit i am talking about i will give you some hints- lives hidden most of the time-there are exceptions it gets big when women take there panties off hahaha yeah ok no more im laughing at myself im such a loser for any morons that decided to even keep reading or decided that they still have no idea what im talking about it is a DICk i hope that this is clear enough for you well i gtg see u lata!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeash in the library and it is great old fun is sarcasm because noone can really tell if im sarcastic or not so i have to say afterwards-oh and im being sarcastic yeah nyw3ay thats great and im bored haha well gtg now see ya lata :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Wow, this is my new new cool tblog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am going to write in it lots!!!!!!!!!!!! well i am going to go put some other stuff on here now ok ok kapeshe kapeshe!!!!! well gotta jet!!!! :D
I adopted a cute lil' kitty fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
